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Sunday, 6 November 2016

5 Slokas to Know (& to Impress)

The festival season just got over, and I noticed a lot of detailing this year. Apart from the decoration, food, even the pooja this year was quite elaborate - with a pandit presiding the prayer service almost everywhere. With today's fast paced life, it's not expected to know ancient chants - to see me reciting them along with the priest - a lot of friends and family were impressed. And there were quite a few that I didn't know, and they sounded so good to my ears that I wanted to learn them.
Hence, comes this post - few mantras and slokas that are quite common and heard frequently - with their complete meaning.

What are Mantras?
Mantras are vedic hymns that are repeated to aid concentration in meditation. The word has two parts "Mann" that is the mind, and "tra" that means instrument. Hence, the instrument of mind - the sounds that help one in reaching and aiding meditation. Chanting the mantras induce vibrations - no wonder - they sound so soothing to one's ears.

What are Slokas?
Sloka means a song. These are songs that are usually dedicated in praise of God. During our prayers, most of the couplets recited are slokas. Slokas make for a powerful prayer, help in concentration and peaceful mind. They have meter, structure and melody. Slokas are mostly couplets, these couplets when put together form a chapter called "Adhyaya". A collection of "Adhyayas" then become a holy book - such as Ramayana or Mahabharata which are exclusively written in verse / slokas.


Difference between Mantra & Sloka     

Both are soothing and help in concentration, meditation.
While there are Slokas for almost every deity in Hindu religion, here I elaborate on the ones mostly recited by my mother and few which I found very soothing.

 Top 5 Slokas to Know & Impress

1.  Vishnu Stuti - Shanta Karam

My personal favorite as it sounds so majestic! At home, my mother usually recites this at the end of the prayers.

शान्ताकारं भुजगशयनं पद्मनाभं सुरेशं
विश्वाधारं गगनसदृशं मेघवर्ण शुभाङ्गम् ।
लक्ष्मीकान्तं कमलनयनं योगिभिर्ध्यानगम्यम्
वन्दे विष्णुं भवभयहरं सर्वलोकैकनाथम् ॥

Shanta Karam, Bhujag Shayanam, Padma Naabham, Suresham
Vishwa aaddharam, Gagan Sadrasham, Megh-varnam, Subha-gyaam
Lakshmi Kantam, Kamal Nainam, Yogi Bhir Dhyan Gamyam
Vande Vishnu Bhava bhaya Harnam, Sarvo Lokay Naathnam

This is in praise of Lord Vishnu who:
- Has a serene peaceful appearance, rests on a serpent, has a lotus coming out if his navel, is the lord of the lords.
- Is the keeper of the universe, is infinite like the sky,  has the blue colour of the clouds and is most attractive.
- Is the husband of Goddess Lakshmi, has eyes like lotus, can only be realised by Yogis through meditation.
- Obeisance to Vishnu who dispels the fear of worldly existence / rebirths, is the supreme Lord of all realms.

2. Tvameva Mata - Also called the song of surrender, it is dedicated to God, Guru or anyone to whom one expresses complete surrender. Many believe that this was recited by Queen Gandhari, mother of Kauravas, to Lord Krishna. 

त्वमेव माता च पिता त्वमेव ।
त्वमेव बन्धुश्च सखा त्वमेव ।
त्वमेव विद्या द्रविणम् त्वमेव ।
त्वमेव सर्वम् मम देव देव ॥

Tva-meva, Maataa, cha, Pitaa, Tva-meva
Tva-meva Bandhush Sakhaa Tva-meva
Tva-meva Vidya Dravinnam Tva-meva
Tva-meva Sarvam Mama Deva Deva

- You are my, mother, and, you are my, father .
- You are my, relative, you are my, friend.
- You are my, knowledge,  you are my, wealth.
- You are my, all-everything, my, God, of Gods.

3. Shiva Stuti - Karpuragauram Karunavtaaram

कर्पूरगौरं करुणावतारं
संसारसारम् भुजगेन्द्रहारम् ।
सदावसन्तं हृदयारविन्दे
भवं भवानीसहितं नमामि ॥

Karpura-Gauram, Karuna-Avataaram
Sansaara-Saaram, Bhuja ganedra Haaram
Sadaa-Vasantam, Hridaya Aravinde
Bhavam, Bhavani Sahitam, Namaami


This is in praise of Lord Shiva. Lord Shiva who
- is pure like camphor, is a personification of compassion.
- is the whole world, has king of serpent as his garland. 
- always resides, in hearts like lotus. (Lotus is untouched by the muddy waters it is born in, similarly, Lord Shiva resides in the hearts that are as pure as Lotus, untouched by the world around them)
- To the Lord (Shiva), accompanied by the Goddess, I bow to them.

4. Ganesh Stuti - Vakratunda Mahakaya 

वक्रतुण्ड महाकाय
 सूर्यकोटि समप्रभ ॥
निर्विघ्नं कुरु मे देव
सर्वकार्येषु सर्वदा ॥

Vakra Tunda, Maha Kaaya,
Surya Koti, Samaprabha
Nirvi-ghnam, Kuru, Me, Deva
Sarva-karya-eshu, Sarvadaa

This is praise of and prayer to - Lord Ganesha. Lord Ganesha who:
- has curved trunk, massive body
- has brilliance of millions of sun. (Surya - Sun, Koti - Millions, Sama - equal, Prabha - splendor)
- Please make all my work obstacle free. (Nirvi - None, Ghnam - obstacle, Kuru - Give, Me - me, Deva - Lord, Sarva karya eshu - all endeveaors, Sarvada - Always)

5. Parvati Stuti - Sarva-Mangala-Mangalye 

सर्वमङ्गलमाङ्गल्ये
शिवे सर्वार्थसाधिके ।
शरण्ये त्र्यम्बके गौरि
नारायणि नमोऽस्तु ते ॥

Sarva-Mangala-Mangalye
Shive, Sarvartha-Sadhike
Sharanaye, Treh-ambike, Gauri
Narayani, Namoh-stutey

Goddess Parvati is worshipped as Shakti, meaning power. She is source of power for everything, and has many forms - Lakshmi, Durga, Chandi, Kali.
For the last line, there are two schools of thought - that is over the name "Narayani". As per one, Narayani is another name for consort of Vishnu - hence, they use this mantra to show that Lakshmi and Parvati is one, thereby confirming Shakti - Power as one supreme deity which is manifested in many forms.While the other, takes Narayani as sister of Narayan, which is usually taken as Durga, which in turn is a part of Parvati, thereby saying that Narayani is another name for Goddess Parvati - to whom this whole mantra is dedicated.

This in in praise of Goddess Parvati, who
- is the auspiciousness (positiveness) of all auspiciousness
- Consort of Shiva, who fulfills all desires
- gives refuge, is three eyed, has a shinning face
- Consort of Vishnu /  Parvati as Narayani, I bow before you.

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Offensive Sexist Vintage Ads

Why not funny? but rather classified as Offensive unlike the previous post....
They are blunt and rude and Yes ..one can laugh at them too...
but we need to see beyond just the ad. Even after all the liberalization, so called freedom that the women enjoy.. we haven't freed them from these stereotypes.
We still don't have a gender free world, that might be a Utopian thought but isn't that the way things should be! The ads that follow are offensive as they all are of the spirit as below:


World Might Have Advanced Technologically, But In Some Aspects we have no development
Like the note in the ad says
"125 years of evolution mechanically, yet 0 years of evolution socially"
What could be more apt!

The ads that follow don't have any new theme - the same we see everyday on TV - and strangely don't even find offensive... Isn't this the way the world should be? Whats wrong with emphasizing beauty for women? A women with no beauty truly has no future... A woman has to be thin to be married well... blah blah blah...

1. Most men ask "Is she pretty?" NOT "Is she clever?"

I do not agree to this... it's not most men... it's all men...

From mythic times of Paris judging the goddesses themselves for the golden apple to today - 2013 men only ask this. It is sad... but then who cares! It's good that a woman today if she wants can let herself not pay attention to this - and if tries can live a sane life. Not easy... but a sane life. However, going by the ads below - don't think it was easy for our earlier gen.








Reminded of all the beauty ads today... if not all.. most of them.. esp. Ponds! Important to be beautiful so that you continue pleasing the man...what about being beautiful for yourself, or inner beauty? Did I hear "inner beauty", "beauty for self"? What's that!!!

2. Be Thankful... We No Longer Beat You

It's rare that a woman can have something to say that interests a man... Chances that her talks bore the man are quite high... there is no help as one can not make a woman think intelligently but help can be given for her cooking... so, there is hope...  as there is help given to a woman to cook better - so that she can be thankful that her man doesn't yawn on the table anymore!



3. Tell Her It's A Man's World... and Make Her So Happy It Is

Who ever in 1960's designed this ad had to be mad



4. Keep In Shape! 

Do the house hold work, keep the house looking good, keep your weight down - to be in with modern figure  - have cigs as they will help you curb temptations - look cute, be the apple of your husbands eye.




5. Walk All Over Women... It's cool! 

This one goes to the extend that the woman will let a man walk all over her.. when he is wearing his  oh so sexy slacks... The image is offensive and not funny for sure.



Depressing if one thinks about it.

One more image to go .. which I am again not adding to the list of top 5 Offensive Ads. Its offensive but you  can laugh at it heartily and joke about it - in present times - Today!




Vintage Sexist Ads - Sexist but Funny

Yes! what is to follow are sexist ads - vintage ones - from 1950's mostly... print media.

They are sexist - not "hinting" but clearly stating that women are the lesser "sex" and should know their place in society and household - which obviously is after that of a "MAN". The existence of women is to take care, give pleasure to men and agree to whatever they say. "Its a Man's world and she should know it"...

The print ads to follow bring a smile to my face.... that's why they here! I am glad and thankful for all the bra burning, 'sadistic' feminists as people (oops! men) call them or in my words thanks to all the women who stood up to the nonsense with whatever or however they did - that I today in 21st century can look back at these 50 to 60 years old print ads and  LAUGH OUT LOUD ... LOL at them, or smile indulgently.


1. Strength of a Woman?



2. Women Drivers.... lets not talk about them!



3. Show Them Who's the Boss!



4. Poor Ladies!!! 



5. All Women Want To Be Tamed... oh la la....



The last two ones (the ones which follow) am not adding to any category - offensive or funny... as they just made me put my head back and laugh loud.... was having coffee alone in a cafe when I saw them - and got a lot of looks from nearby tables - "what can be so funny!"


I am still laughing at the whole idea.... but the classic ...if the shoe ad is the icing... scroll down to see the cherry on the cake... the bestest of them all.... Yes, this thing got printed around 1952 ... in real... am tempted to post to this address! :P